mines is freaking cool no way dude mines is cooler
CODY YOUR 4 IS
cody you have four is haha
hahahahhahahah
Guys wait wait where's where's my amiibo?
Uh...
They didn't they didn't make it an amiibo of you Cody
Wh-what? Th-they didn't make an amiibo of me? No. WHAT THE HACK
Dude we said "Important Characters". Yeah. I-I-I'm important! I-I-I'm like your Dad's minion!
I'm a Magikoopa I do magic and shit! HACK ' Harry Potter over here I'm awesome!
How could they not make an amiibo of me? Well maybe they just forgot about you. Forgot about me?!
No, no no that they could not forget about me look at me! I'm a god! I'm a hunky god!
They would not forget about THIS! Well let's be honest, Cody what was the last game you were in?
Well I was in Yoshi's Wooly World!
What? Woolly World?
What? You heard of that? No I haven't heard of it
Woolly world. What was it about? It was about wool! Everything was made of wool!
It was... I think you had a bad dream, Cody. No it was real! It was a game, and it was real!
And I was in it. This is bullshit! What why would they not make an amiibo of me?! Oh Cody calm down!
Maybe they'll make one of you in like five years. No no no! I should've been the FIRST one they made!
There's no way! No. I don't believe it. I don't believe they would have just "forgotten" about me
They didn't make one of you Cody. No you guys are just screwing with me! I know they made one!
I'm gonna go find it! Then I'm coming back here with an amiibo of me, and it's gonna be the sexiest amiibo you've ever seen!
*frustrated noises*
C-Come on. There's gotta be one of me
*more frustrated noises*
Okay, okay, okay. Is there a Magikoopa amiibo?
*crying*
Why am I not important?
*more crying*
*knock knock knock*
Codykins! it's time to take your rectal vitamins!
*even more crying*
Cody, what's the matter? are you looking at Pee Pee's again on the Internet?
Y-yeah
Then then why are you crying Cody? B-because they're so big *even MORE crying*
Who am I kidding mom? I'm upset because I don't have an amiibo! Well can I buy you one sweetie? No mom
They didn't make it an amiibo of me. because I'm not important
Well, honey. Let me tell you a story when I was about five years old.
I went to the park with two of my friends, and then we got kidnapped by this strange man.
And he locked us up in his basement for 10 years!
And then one day, he decided to let me go, and he kept the other two girls
And I felt like I wasn't important
Why did he let me go?
But he kept them so I tried to go back and the other two girls were dead! So what I'm trying to say Cody is
That maybe by me not being important I didn't get murdered
Uh.... um
Mom, do you need help. Cody what I'm trying to say is just make an amiibo out of play-doh.
But Joseph look at the details on mine! Dude look at the details on mine! It's way better! No
It's not well well well guys look what I found! What Cody. What is that?
It's the Cody amiibo! Cody amiibo? What dude? They didn't make a Cody amiibo!
Yes, they did Junior. You probably just think they didn't because they're so rare!
Hello my is not cool
They only made about ten of them in the entire world. I had to get this one on um...
eBay and yeah they were going for about
$20,000 each. But I did some favors I'm not proud of and get this one for free! Dude It looks weird!
Yeah, weirdly identical to me? Yeah, I agree!
I showed it to my mom and she couldn't tell which one was the amiibo
and which one was me it's like looking in a mirror! And you guys should really appreciate the attention to detail! I mean look at
those ABS. They are spot-on!
But if I had to complain though, I'd say the biceps aren't quite big enough, but I don't really blame them!
They probably just didn't have enough material to capture how
Gigantic my biceps really are! And the Bulge could stand to be a little bit bigger, too...
But you know no big D well, actually it's a pretty big D
Cody it looks like it's made out of play-doh. It is NOT made out of play-doh Junior! It can't be real dude, Yeah it's made out of play-doh. Junior it is not made out of play-doh!
*crying round 2*
Screw you guys! *runs off crying*
I knew it wasn't real dude.
It was made out of play-doh yeah
*crying* I'm not important!
Hey, Lil' Ni**a your momma said that you was crying and upset, so what's wrong?
*cries a little less* hey stepdad
Nintendo didn't make an amiibo of me.! Amebis? What the hell is an amebis? It's kinda like an action figure. Oh?
Well, where your little doll at?
Oh, he's face down ass up like he's supposed to be, DAMN!
*SMACKO*
So what the hell wrong with you then? I'm not important! Well. You know what I do when I'm upset. I just read the Jewish Bible man, ain't
Nothin, like read'n the *I don't know what he said* this is dad that doesn't make any sense well. You know who else is upset?
Tupac and Biggie. And they got shot, but before they was shot,
They made a diss song at each other. So what you got to do is just diss whoever made you mad!
So you're saying I should make a diss track at Nintendo? Or shoot somebody
so uh
Joseph? Did your mom ever come home like you thought she would?
Nah, dude. They she had to stop at a couple of stores before she comes home
But it's been a few weeks. Oh, man. Yeah that woman is a Shopaholic!
Sup hoes.
Wha? Cody. What are you doing?
Aw nothin homie just getting lit like a bit! And my balls are swinging like a Newton's Cradle you feel me Dog?
Wha? Why are you talking like that Cody? Cuz I'm Phat, PH Phat, and not like Ken's ass! Check the chain!
I mean that is a pretty cool chain
Sheeet, I heard dat!
Fittin' a nut in my sandals dog! What Cody did you ever figure out they didn't make an amiibo of you? Yeah, and I got something to say to Nintendo. What?
Nintendo! You ain't ready for this!
Uh-uh
*chuckles*
Alright
Here comes: Cody is my name, I should have more fame!
I'm screaming fuck Nintendo cuz I'm not in any game! Cody is a hunk!
Nintendo is a punk, I just bought whip cream to put on Ken's junk!
If dissing was a class, you know that I would pass, i'm beaten up Nintendo
Just like Ken's ass *SMACKO* you need to recognize me cuz I'm hunky like a hero!
I have magic powers where the fuck is my amiibo? Yeah, that's right, Nintendo!
You just get dunked on! By hunkiles! That's me!
Yeah, I'm hunky, I'm hunky, I'm hunky, I'm hunky, who hunky? I'm hunky! I'm hunky, I'm hunky!
Yeah, that would be so cool
I want it to go just like that. C-Cody. Huh? You said you were gonna say something to Nintendo, and you hit the boombox and didn't say anything. Yeah, dude. Oh-oh
yeah, I-I-I
I got something to say to Nintendo... Well, do you want us to record it so we can send it to them? Uh...
Yeah! Joseph get your phone. Okay, dude. Yeah do that? So uh what you gonna say? I'm gonna do diss em real hard, okay?
Let me let me just let me just get the lyrics...
Okay, okay
Here we go
Cody is my name
And I'm super lame
*hardcore crying*
*hardcore cries on YouTube* (subscribe to cody)
AKA Friendship
Cody look at you cry! Oh mah god, dude!
Okay, I get it guys, I'm a loser! But you mean you got ten million views, Cody. I'd rather have an amiibo!
I don't think that's gonna happen Cody.
*ding dong* Wh-wha?
Wha? Who's that? Mmm? Probably just somebody here to laugh at me. I'll see who it is. Uh hello. Hey. It's the UPS man
Don't worry. I'm not delivering late. It's just you know what daylight savings time
It gets dark really early now, so it's like 1:00 pm. Oh. Yeah but anyway you got a package here for yah!
Oh, it's for me. No. It's actually let me pretend to read something here. It's for a Cody, Cody? He's here. Yeah, okay.
That's good.
That's kind of weird cause he doesn't live here, so I don't really know how they'd know to send it to your house
But here you go. Thank you! Yeah.
*crying more*
Cody! Cody! Cody! This package came for YOU! A package for me? Yeah! Who would send a package to me?
I don't know but came to my house. I Guess I could open it...
See what's in here so what is the what is it? Oh my god you guys!
It's an amiibo of me!
WAIT WHAT? No way!
This is awesome. I mean my abs are really big enough, but that's okay! Because they made it amiibo of me!
Why would they make an amiibo of you. I don't know
Maybe they saw that video of you crying, and they felt bad for you!
Yeah dude, that has to be it... Yeah, so I guess the moral of all this is, if you want something bad enough,
Just cry until you get it. Yeah! Yeah...
I want my mom to come home.
*Uncontrollable Sobbing*
Mommy!
Not enough crying is gonna make that happen.